The Social Circle

Be objective and people will get offensive,
be offensive and people will get amused,
be amusing and people will get serious,
be serious and people will get defensive,
be defensive and people will get suspicious,
be suspicious and people will get paranoid,
be paranoid and people will get unsure,
be unsure and people will get religious,
be religious and people will get scientific,
be scientific and people will get intrigued,
be intrigued and people will get philosophical,
be philosophical and people will get political,
be political and people will get closed minded,
be closed minded and people will get objective...

You know it's true.

Politics and Politicians

The True Definition.
Politics: A process by which groups of people make collective decisions.
Politician: A person involved in influencing public policy and decision making.

The General Public's Definition.
Politics: The process of making policies more stupid and threatening.
Politician: A person who acts in a manipulative and devious way to gain advancement.

One of the main reasons for this is revealed in the second photo.

Malcolm Turnbull,
Former Liberal Party Leader.
A true conservative politician.


Tony Abbott,
Currant Liberal Party Leader
A true embarrassment on a global scale.