Type like Yoda I will

Out of bed I must drag myself. A long day ahead hmmm. Waterproofing the brigade shower I must finish. Ready to tile Monday it must be.

Morning

Sitting here in my seat 8 minutes before class is supposed to start and there are countless places I would rather be.

6 minutes to go, I should have had more than 1 coffee this morning.

5 minutes, I think I'm going off coffee. A comfortable bed would be nice right about now instead of a Mount Druitt class room.

4 minutes left on the clock, I could be waterproofing that shower right now.

3, I'm considering going home at lunch so there's less traffic to drive through.

2 minutes and I'm thinking about leaving this instant but someone needs to hand his assessment in so I can't leave yet.

1 minute left before class. Counted 4 students including myself so far. Big class.

It's now 0900hrs and no teacher or other students, I'm ready to pack it in.

0901hrs and I'm wondering why I'm typing in 24 hour time.

9:02 A.M. I want juice!

9:03 A.M. I'm actually hoping for an emergency phone call.

9:04 A.M. I'm regretting last night's omelette and the amount of onion it contained.

9:05 A.M. Still no teacher. Double check the computer clock against my phone, yep 9:05.

9:07 A.M. Still just the 4 of us. Ring you stupid phone!

9:08 A.M. Something wants to escape from my guts but it's Mount Druitt and even the clean toilets are a bio hazard.

9:09 A.M. The class next to us has their teacher.

9:10 A.M. I don't mind if our teacher doesn't show. I'm not really in the mood for anything and I left my USB discs at home.

9:11 A.M. Nothing else to do, may as well keep typing dribble.

9:12 A.M. The other teacher just asked me if I'm still attnding classes. Well, I'm sitting here.

9:13 A.M. I sneezed.

9:14 A.M. I should have a shave when I get home. Need to get into the habbit of being clean shaven every day.

9:15 A.M. The clock on the wall before me is stopped on 7:17

9:16 A.M. Teacher just walked in... and she just walked out.

9:17 A.M. 7+17=24, there's one digit before the 17, 24-1=23. Shock Horro! Yes I watched "The Number 23" the other night.

9:19 A.M. Isn't it the rule that if the teacher is more than 15 minutes late the class is off?

9:20 A.M. This is bullshit. I want juice but have none. I have a 50 in my wallet but I don't want to break it.

9:21 Teacher is back and here's student Number 5. Oh Numbr 6 snuck in at some point. Number 4 is over with the other class for some reason.

9:23 A.M. Clicking "Publish Post"

Updated

Thursday April 22nd - TAFE, Brigade Maintenance
Friday April 23rd - Hawkesbury Show (Overnight)
Saturday April 24th - Luna Park
Sunday April 25th - Hazard Reduction Burn
Monday April 26th - Brigade Maintenance, Brigade Training
Tuesday April 27th - TAFE
Wednesday April 28th - Brigade Maintenance
Thursday April 29th - TAFE
Friday April 30th - Brigade Maintenance
Saturday May 1st - Crew Leader Training
Sunday May 2nd - Crew Leader Assessment
Monday May 3rd - Brigade AGM
Friday May 7th - DCS Interview

Murphy's Law


Anything that could go wrong will! Mwuhuhahahahaha!

Full On

Here's my agenda for the next few weeks. Somehow I also want to finish work on the bathroom down the shed before the AGM... hmm...

Saturday April 17th - Friend's Wedding
Monday April 19th - TAFE, Brigade Training
Tuesday April 20th - TAFE
Thursday April 22nd - TAFE
Friday April 23rd - Hawkesbury Show
Saturday April 24th - Hawkesbury Show
Sunday April 25th - Hawkesbury Show, Crew Leader Training
Monday April 26th - Brigade Training
Tuesday April 27th - TAFE
Thursday April 29th - TAFE
Sunday May 2nd - Crew Leader Assessment
Monday May 3rd - Brigade AGM
Friday May 7th - DCS Interview